Juke Box Zero

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or listen to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.

Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a juke box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"

by Their pseudonym November 20, 2009

Zero-Sexual

Zero-Sexual is when an individual is attarcted to neither females nor males. They are attracted to no one at all. AT ALL.

Girl: I tried to get with her, she said she dosen't like girls.
Boy: Yeah, I did too and she dosen't like boys.
Girl: I think she's Zero-Sexual

by Zero-Sexual September 5, 2009

Patient Zero

Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.

I can't come in today, fuckin' Patient Zero there got me sick yesterday when he was breathing all over the coffee cups."

by Creeping Gibs April 26, 2009

zero

The zero fighter (Reisen) was one of the coolest planes ever made.

The zero fighters beat the crap out of the Americans at the begining of WWII

by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005

zero given

To give absolutely zero fucks. In most situations, more than zero is given. But in a situation where there is absolutely no reason to give anymore, you say zero given.

Oh cool, your mom has cancer?? Sorry but , zero given.

by Nazdnaz January 1, 2015

Re:zero

Basically dumb ways to die

"I wanted to know how to kill myself in a dumb way so I watched Re:zero"

by siyaka February 13, 2021

Agent Zero

The sneaky inserting of a finger or thumb (agent) into the anus (the zero) of a sexual partner. It is paramount that the receiver is not aware of the agent (finger or thumb), and that the zero (anus) is penetrated sneakily without early detection.

Guy 1: "Yo last night I gave her an Agent Zero! She never expected it until it was in!"

Guy 2: "No way, she never knew it was coming!?"
Guy 1: "Not until my finger was in her anus!"

by Scoticvs September 29, 2009