Danger zone

Women between 27 and 35 who are on the cusp of being forever unmarried. At this she's just trying to settle down and get married before her assets start depreciating. She doesn't want to be leftovers after 35.

Kevin Samuels: women if you are between the ages 27 and 35 you are in the danger zone. You should be laser focused on what are expectations are.

Any unmarried women over 35 who is obsessed with their success.

by Ganja jesus May 7, 2022

dad-zoned

1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.

2. A variant of friend-zoned

3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant

Nemrac didn't like being hit on by Jason therefore she had to dad-zone him. Jason was dad-zoned.

by PandaExpress lover June 10, 2018

Father Zone

The zone further out than the brother zone

Guy 1:Man I got friend zoned
Guy 2: You think that's bad I got brother zoned
Guy 3 : You two have it lucky I got father zoned
Guy 1: Damn
Guy 2 :you are never getting with her

by Fbfzone August 23, 2019

Bro Zone

This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.

1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.

3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.

4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.

5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.

Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.

P1: Hey, wyd wya?

P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.

P1: Word....you smash that yet?

P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.

by #Stillbilly January 5, 2021

short zone

The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.

Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6 feet. She short zoned me before I walked up.”

by Something Stupid September 27, 2014

giggle zone

Referring to the areas of your body that make you giggle when rubbed up against someone else’s zones, in brief it’s your privates, your junk, your saucy bits

Some nudist: I have vowed to never constrain my giggle zones with earthy fabrics

Rob: ma’am this is a Walmart please put on some clothes I don’t care that you’ve decide to reveal your giggle zones to the world

by Shadowthebro May 23, 2020

Sex zone

The friend zone, but for women. All men are willing to have sex, but commitment is a different ballgame.

I've been sex-zoned by this guy for the last 6 months. It's a 'situationship.'

I keep getting put in the sex zone over and over again, maybe I need to lower my standards.

by Bill 215 May 8, 2023