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Zombie dick

What your finger looks like after injuring and becoming an absolute bloody mess under neath the fingernail
"You were so trashed last night when you slammed your finger in the door. How's that feeling today"
"Well, it feels fine, but it looks like a zombie dick"
Zombie dick by bamasa37sb34 January 19, 2014

Zombie Jesus day 

Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.

Zombie Apocalypse 

The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.

The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.

Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
Zombie Apocalypse by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010

Zombie Ice Cream 

See: Zombie Cannon

It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead

Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla
More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.

OBEY!

Zombie Moose

(Zombie Moosen - plural) A person who is addicted to looking at pictures with funny captions on the internet. They spread their infection by sending the pictures on to their friends via social networking.
"Ugh, Bob just sent me another picture of a cat with some caption on it. I wish that zombie moose would stop flooding my inbox."
Zombie Moose by Jance123456789 March 11, 2010

zombie style

Zombie style is any sex position when a women is on her period and gets blood all over each other while having sex or foreplay.
That chick was doing it zombie style all night long, I woke up and had blood all over my body
zombie style by the crafter September 19, 2010