Yogurt Flakes

Yogurt Flakes occurs when ejaculate solidifies in the hair or body hair of a man or woman.

"eww sick man, got out of the hot tub at the gym and i was coated in yogurt flakes"

by chunk knuckle February 28, 2010

Post Yogurt

Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.

Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.

Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.

Fin

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 08, 2023

yogurt jizz

When you open a container of yogurt and the liquid part shoots anywhere on anyones person.

That yogurt jizz just got all over her face. I better get her cleaned up.

by Sippysaywhat February 27, 2016

Nut yogurt

When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.

Give me some nut yogurt

by Jean2 August 17, 2024

Yogurt back

When you pound a girl for 43235 hours and you cant bust a nut.... grab some silky muller vanilla yoghurt from the fridge, dash that shit all over her back and call it a day!

I got yogurt back girl!

by MS.M-R February 09, 2021

Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 25, 2023

Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.

Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.

by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022