wiReZ

Person who, instead of linking to the main source, links to their blog instead

"More info here: (website)"
"Oh don't be such a Wirez, you stole it from (other website)

by anonymous personality December 6, 2006

WiredLain

Female version of Onix11 (her boyfriend) and VC (her brother)

A: "Look at the fat chick" B: "What a WeirdLain"

by pwnage July 30, 2003

wireless hed

getting your dick sucked with no hands

In the song It's a Problem by Beanie Siegel ft. Jadakiss, J-a-d-a spits:

'i'm still getting wireless hed/ dat's hed with no hands'

by teflon fem! May 4, 2006

Wireless Cobra Tag

When Rambo the Basket Snake and his minions of poison exchange illegal data wirelessly with their Cobra Card Transmitters.

Rambo the Basket Snake: You get the data Sanchezo?

Sanchezo: Yeaaaaahr. Wireless Cobra Tag helps mucho giganto time.

by yuiuyuiuyuiuy October 10, 2008

Wiredisum

Wiredisum is a religion that started in the early 15 hundreds, it was created by a man that had believed that in the late 19 hundreds a man would be born that would one day become the most powerful man on the planet, and that there worshiping of him would granted them eternal light. The Wiredist Community as they prefer to be called today are the 8th biggest known cult. They believe that their leader has been born and will one day rule that land that they have prepared. "His Awesomeness" as the Cultists put it has been believed to be born with the knowledge f his destiny in mind.

"Wiredisum, they way of the future."

by Wired4fun July 26, 2009

Wireless Hunter

A person who, no matter the occasion, always uses wireless access on their phones, PDAs or netbooks, in every coffee shop, at every airport, etc.

Waiter: Hello, I'm Disposable, and I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I get you?
Wireless Hunter: Shut up, I'm tweeting.

by thecarofmiki June 27, 2010

wireless canary

People who are sensitive to electromagnetic fields (EMFs) and radiation (EMR) from power lines, household appliances, wi-fi, cellphones, etc.

Like the canaries once used in coal-mines, these are the first people to suffer from electrosensitivity. They either become sick, or need to move as a result. Symptoms include anxiety, troubles sleeping, brain fog, and loss of coordination.

"That dude is so out of it today."

"Take it easy on him, man, he's a wireless canary."

by Wendell G February 8, 2013