willy turnip

Willy turnip is an absolute sigma male, he is super strong and cool, do not fuck with the absolute unit that is willy turner. He’s also a huge fan of GRENVILLE

“omg is that a willy turnip, he’s gorgeous”

by eggyyyy January 7, 2022

Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!

by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018

Willy Vanilly

The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.

Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?

Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!

by Kylerbizzle September 1, 2013

Willy Wednesday

It's the practice of showing memes which make fun of or insinuate male anatomy on a Wednesday on Twitter.

"Hey, it's Willy Wednesday" {posts photo of a foot long corn dog}

by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia March 2, 2021

Willy Sock

To keep your willy warm on those intimate nights with those one night stand slappers.

My dad asked me if he could borrow a willy sock as him and my mother wanted to naked hug.

by Willy sock maker March 5, 2010

Willy Whiffer

either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.

or

{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.

Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"

Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"

by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011

Drippy willy

When you pull your willy out of welshy wetness

Iv got drippy willy now

by 🇮🇪Irish potato stew🍀 September 11, 2018