Silver mullet

The only object in the universe capable of killing an 80's disco werewolf.

Guy 1:We were partying last night, when this giant werewolf with an afro ran by being chased by some dude in a Van Helsing coat and a silver mullet..

Guy 2: Were you doing drugs?

Guy 1: Maybe...

by KingSolomon343 February 12, 2012

Silver Meteor

to whip a pearl of jizz off of the tip of your dick at a very fast speed. mostly after intercourse when theres some leftovers. Also common after masturbating when you're too lazy to wipe... Or drunk.

kid 1 Yo man Spongebob Squarepants 3d was fucking nuts.

kid 2 yeah man I like where we were sitting.. alot of privacy for you know what

Kid 1 Uh what the fuck?

Kid 2 Yeah! That corners got silver meteors all over it. Sandy was looking too hot for me not to whip it out in the theatre. I was over there fucking shit UPP!

(awkward silence)

by Dr. Paul Hotballs November 29, 2011

silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.

Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.

by Meg October 25, 2011

Silver Sneaker

When an old person breaks wind and doesn’t ask to be excused. Most of the time it’s because they just flat-out don’t care about anything anymore. These people are clinging onto their golden years dreaming about the dawn of flying cars. Instead, they were blessed with Nickelback and the Tide-Pod Challenges.

I rode the elevator with grandpa and his silver sneakers. I thought I was going to die.

by Jesus Chrisco February 16, 2020

Silver river

When ten guys jack off on a preferabley naked woman and it runs down her front like a river.

Tonight I am going to create a silver river.

by Buddy101 November 2, 2015

Salty Silver

Adj. It is a insult that is told to a player (or players) of a game called Counter-Strike Global Offensive. It means to be upset that you are at the lowest sector in the rank system in the game (AKA Silver) because you are bad and horrible at the game. This insult is normally told in lower ranks, where the Gold Novas will toxically attack the Silvers because they are a few ranks higher than them and want to boost their egos.

*Terrorist* Le Ween (Silver): I hate my team so much, it's so toxic!

*Terrorist* DumbleStephano (Silver): Same dude! They're so trash too!

*Counter-Terrorist* Crypix (Gold Nova): Shut up you bunch of salty silvers!

by Crypix January 12, 2018

SILVER DOLLAR

BETTER THAN A DIME... VERY ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT FEMALE..THAT GETS MONEY

I NOT A DIME..I AM A SILVER DOLLAR. THANK YOU

by RUTHIE February 24, 2015