Wet Moby

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear

John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."

Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"

John: *vomits*

by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010

wet bourbon

when they shit in a glass and dunk it on yo chest, during sex.

''Jeff wet bourbon my chest, NOW!''
Sarah ''Why does Jeff not wet bourbon me, it use to get me so wet''

by Nesquik_Boi February 13, 2017

wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

by Bishopk March 4, 2009

wet cleft

wet cleft- when a male has intense sexual intercourse with a women and her labia majora becomes loosened and moist to the point where one fold of the labia majora hangs down from the vulva.

Hit her with a right right, hit her with a left, got to beat it up until I give her lips a wet cleft. -Rkanomaly

by RKanomaly March 12, 2020

wet chops

Another name for a vagina

I hate it when i'm in the spa and everyone sees my wet chops !!

by Greymouth536 June 15, 2011

Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.

My Wet Steiner stained my sheets with a faint smell of day before Mickeys.

by Caligula May 13, 2005

Wet Stream

Similar to a Wet Dream, but excessive amounts of semen are let loose.

Upon awakening, Geoffrey realised that his bed was soaked through. He must have had a "wet stream".

by pagan_boy December 30, 2016