small weiner club

For the tiny dick people in this world
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville

Me: im gonna join the small weiner club cus why not
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...

by honorary Mexican April 13, 2022

Big ol' weiner

A sexual game where a guy chases a girl around with a huge bonner out of his pants saying over and over, " big I'm weiner. Big ol'weiner".

Let's play Big ol' weiner

by leonardo draculay July 11, 2021

Beaner With A Small Weiner

It’s a Mexican that is rumored to have a small peepee

Oh look it’s the “Beaner with a small weiner!”

by idwer April 18, 2018

Rapid Weiner Wacking

When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)

Hey bro, wanna do some Rapid Weiner Wacking with the bros tonight?

by Jacob Price February 08, 2018

Toucher De Weiner

A person who touches male genitals

I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner

by Chris February 20, 2005

weiner in the dark look

the half grin, half disappointed look a person gets after any kind of evaluated activity. This look would resemble the look a gay man would have if he were standing in the dark, had his wing wang touched thinking it was by another man, then turning on the lights to reveal it was really a woman. The confused look on his face afterwards from not knowing whether he enjoyed it or not is the "weiner in the dark look".

Guy 1: "Hey man did you see that shit eating grin on Bob's face after we took the exam? That really pisses me off!"

Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."

by lingling1992 December 03, 2013

Weiner Intervener (W.I.)

One who hinders another by another by embarrassing or demeaning them in front of others, usually girls.

Billy W.I.ed me by telling everyone about the time i shit my pants in sixth grade.

by Steve&Craig November 15, 2003