For the tiny dick people in this world
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville
Me: im gonna join the small weiner club cus why not
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...
by honorary Mexican April 13, 2022
A sexual game where a guy chases a girl around with a huge bonner out of his pants saying over and over, " big I'm weiner. Big ol'weiner".
Let's play Big ol' weiner
by leonardo draculay July 11, 2021
by idwer April 18, 2018
When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)
by Jacob Price February 08, 2018
I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner
by Chris February 20, 2005
the half grin, half disappointed look a person gets after any kind of evaluated activity. This look would resemble the look a gay man would have if he were standing in the dark, had his wing wang touched thinking it was by another man, then turning on the lights to reveal it was really a woman. The confused look on his face afterwards from not knowing whether he enjoyed it or not is the "weiner in the dark look".
Guy 1: "Hey man did you see that shit eating grin on Bob's face after we took the exam? That really pisses me off!"
Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."
Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."
by lingling1992 December 03, 2013
One who hinders another by another by embarrassing or demeaning them in front of others, usually girls.
by Steve&Craig November 15, 2003