A bullying move where a jock or cool guy first dumps something slimy into the victim's underwear before giving him a wedgie. Pudding, yogurt, applesauce, whipped cream, and other sticky food items are common, especially in a school environment where jocks would typically be giving them in the bathroom during lunch. The slimy substance actually makes the wedgie sting less, but what it doesn't bring in terms of pain it more than makes up for in humiliation and discomfort. Often given before something more insidious, like a chocolate swirlie or a buttshover, as the wedgie and the mess add to the discomfort and humiliation for the victim.
I didn't want my pudding at lunch and I was bored so I went in the bathroom and caught Johnny and gave him a messy atomic wedgie. It was chocolate pudding so when I pantsed him it looked like he shit himself, and I sent pictures to everyone. He had no way of cleaning off or changing clothes; luckily he's wearing jeans today and it didn't show through so I made him pull them back up and walk around with all the pudding in there for the rest of the day. We should definitely grab him after school and give him a chocolate swirlie - then he'll have chocolate up top AND down below, hahahahah!
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Nerd to his friend: I got a messy wedgie from the lacrosse bros today, they had so much leftover yogurt from their team breakfast and they put it all down my underwear and tortured me in the locker room the whole morning. They do this stuff to me every day, lots of wedgies and sometimes swirlies and it's sooooo gross, I just hope they don't give me a buttshover ever again!
Lax bro walking up smirking: What's that? You hope we give you a buttshover again? Well, guess we know what you're getting after gym class later!
Nerd: Please no!
Lax bro: Hell yeah loser! And don't even think about picking or cleaning that messy wedgie, or we'll have to have the whole team give you buttshovers!
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Nerd to his friend: I got a messy wedgie from the lacrosse bros today, they had so much leftover yogurt from their team breakfast and they put it all down my underwear and tortured me in the locker room the whole morning. They do this stuff to me every day, lots of wedgies and sometimes swirlies and it's sooooo gross, I just hope they don't give me a buttshover ever again!
Lax bro walking up smirking: What's that? You hope we give you a buttshover again? Well, guess we know what you're getting after gym class later!
Nerd: Please no!
Lax bro: Hell yeah loser! And don't even think about picking or cleaning that messy wedgie, or we'll have to have the whole team give you buttshovers!
by yikestbh September 21, 2017
Storm Wedgie. Noun. The wedge-shaped clump of leaves and debris that form behind tires of cars parked on an incline after a heavy rainstorm.
Storm wedgies usually appear in pairs and may be seen better after the car has been driven away. Often times, cars may return and be parked in exactly the same place by using the storm wedgies as stops.
Storm wedgies mainly consist of leaves, twigs, trash, etc.
Storm wedgies usually appear in pairs and may be seen better after the car has been driven away. Often times, cars may return and be parked in exactly the same place by using the storm wedgies as stops.
Storm wedgies mainly consist of leaves, twigs, trash, etc.
by MZig July 26, 2016
by faydraawesome December 20, 2016
when you give someone a melvin and hook it on one shoulder.
1) capture your victim and take off his shirt
2) give him a melvin and pull it up until legholes are shown
3) put a arm through the leghole and hook the underwear on a shoulder.
4) one nipple should be exposed and one should be hidden by the underwear
5) purple nurple the exposing nipple
1) capture your victim and take off his shirt
2) give him a melvin and pull it up until legholes are shown
3) put a arm through the leghole and hook the underwear on a shoulder.
4) one nipple should be exposed and one should be hidden by the underwear
5) purple nurple the exposing nipple
by wedgiedefiner October 16, 2020
by ALocal November 14, 2020
I got stripped down to my briefs by bullies and they dragged me outside where the teacher could not see us, hooked my underwear to the flagpole and pulled me up high. I pooped and peed my briefs 10 times a minute every day. I was up there for 5 days until a hot milf teacher I liked saw me and got me down. I was embarrassed so much... I got a super wedgie on the flagpole, it really sucked and I hated it! Hang wedgie.
by ScrawnyNerd March 26, 2014
The act of a guy grabbing the back of another guys underwear band and pulling it upwards . Always both guys ; 2 . A wedgie performed between the hours of 7:00am and 11:00am ; 3. A morning ritual between older brother to younger brother ( or on rare occasions vice versa) this ritual is often turned in to a "daddy drinking game" . Meaning every time dad has a cup of coffee a wedgie is performed on the person on the receiving side of the waistband .
Joe : Good morning kiddo . Dads already had 2 cups of coffee and your overdue .
George: wait are we doing my regular daily wedgie, because we didn't do the last 2 days, or are we playing morning wedgie ?
Joe: morning wedgie . I have to catch up on the last 2 days aswell . . . SOOO .
George: ok .
George: wait are we doing my regular daily wedgie, because we didn't do the last 2 days, or are we playing morning wedgie ?
Joe: morning wedgie . I have to catch up on the last 2 days aswell . . . SOOO .
George: ok .
by David fartshorter January 02, 2014