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Wear Your Words

ALSO something this website never shuts up about.
person 1: “oh look he’s got the ‘Wear your words’ shirt!”
person 2: “speak of the devil…”
by Black Carpenter Ant November 1, 2025
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A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.
Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.
by QuacksO November 15, 2025
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9th february is known as the national wear grey panties day! On this day, everyone has to wear grey panties, no matter the gender
sarah: are you wearing grey panties?
justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
by funkypantylol February 9, 2025
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this is 9th of february, where everyone wears grey panties, no matter the gender!
sarah: are u wear grey panties?

justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

justin: what’s that?

sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties
by funkypantylol February 9, 2025
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Gorilla Wear

Noun:
Gorilla Wear is someone who is dedicated to doing what has to be done to achieve their goals.
When one is Gorilla Wear dedicated, it doesn't matter if they are motivated. Instead, they are dedicated to completing their daily task to ensure they reach their end goal(s).
Noun:
The quality of being dedicated or committed to a task or purpose.
"His Gorilla Wear dedication to his duties"

Verb:
Provide (someone) with a reason for doing something.
"He was primarily Gorilla Wear motivated by the desire for honor."
by ForTheMotivated November 23, 2021
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"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day is a holiday on December 17th where everyone named Scott must wear a hat.
dude named Brian: Dude why are you wearing that hat
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok
by tim,, November 24, 2021
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Millions wear the hats

A joke tag made for posts about gnomes being real. Most commonly used in tandem to lightly make fun of disabilities at the posters expense.
Some people may be using the tag to spread Nazi rhetoric, although most do not use it in this context.
Person 1: A gnome is invading my garden
Person 2 millions wear the hats

(We are both schizophrenic)
by Murie111 May 21, 2023
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