Walmart

Something that's a knockoff

Person one: did you listen to lil darkies new song?

Person 2: yeah the Walmart xxx

by Xxur_badkid November 2, 2020

Walmart brand freedom

When parents are overly strict and say we live in a free country.

Guy1: “Bruh my parents think that communism is bad they haven’t seen themselves!”
Guy2: “Walmart brand freedom be like”

by Ur mom is upstairs August 16, 2021

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

Eefin (Walmart edition)

Literally not the cutest person ever. Anyone who says otherwise is automatically saying no other human has ever existed. I know what you're thinking, and no I did not write this to prove a point. This is officially written by the legend-dairy John Decengre III of New Jersey.

To the person reading this (yes this actually has a purpose),

No need for any further explanation, you're officially ruled cuter by the public, judge, and jury. I rest my case. ;)

-Eefin (Walmart Edition)

by Eefin (Walmart Edition) March 22, 2021

old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up

old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that

by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019

Walmart stores

Any Walmart.

I need to get Some Chick-Fil-A sauce at one of the Walmart stores.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Walmart Yodel Boy

White country boy who is yodeling in the middle of walmart

Walmart Yodel Boy: "Lord I love to hear her when she calls me swEEET DAAADdddy"

by $Guru May 21, 2018