Renee Walker

Former FBI special agent on Fox's hit show 24. The female version of Jack Bauer. Knows what it takes to get the job done.

"Holy shit, did you watch 24 last night? Renee Walker sawed off that guy's thumb!"

by slayer2003 April 5, 2010

Wanker's Dozen

Used to describe the phenomenon of achieving 13 wanks in a day.

Common with self-employed geeks and students.

Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten.

Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues

Typical conversation:

M: "My bell end is red-raw."

J: "Why's that?"

M: "Wanker's Dozen"

J: "I am Not suprised"

by Lamb McDan May 11, 2009

you wanker

Wanker, an insult reserved for one who is rude, lazy and/or an all around bastard. Calling someone a wanker is akin to calling them a tool or a jerk. Originating in the UK.

You've been ducking me over 20$ for 6 months, you wanker.

by WankTarz May 11, 2016

Chinese Wanker

1. A wanker of the Chinese variety. Usually attributed to those people who take advantage of others friendship while regularly doing and saying stupid things. Can be used as a derogatory insult even if there is seemingly no chinese connection, in fact this is most often the case.

2. A fun thing to say at random times for little or no reason in order to invoke others into repeating the term.

1. Hakeem : Let's go to the shops today boys
Sam : Yeah ok
Jim : Sure thing
At the shops - Hakeem : I forgot my money, could you buy me some sweets? And a drink? And some donuts?
Jim : For fucks sake hakeem
Sam : You're such a Chinese wanker

2. Sam : Aha what a wanker
Jim : Seems a little Chinese too
Liam : A chinese wanker for sure
Sam : True Chinese wanker
Jim : Chi Chi Chi Chinese wanker!!!
All : Chinese Wanker!!!

by SirSammyG July 12, 2016

Walker's Law

Walker's Law is an adage formulated by strat81 that states, "As an Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Texas, and why it is better, approaches 1."

The term originated at AR15.com and is named after "Walker, Texas Ranger."

Joe - "This restaurant in town makes great pulled pork."

Mike - "Yeah, but it's not as good as Sam's Pork Shack down here in Texas!"

Joe - "Walker's law applies."

by strat81 January 16, 2009

Paul Walker

An alcoholic beverage in tribute to the great Paul Walker consisting of a car bomb followed by a fireball shot. Each round of the drink is equivalent to a movie in the Fast and the Furious series, with the goal being to complete the entire 7 part series in one night. The third round - Tokyo Drift - is completed with a sake bomb instead of a car bomb (or whatever Asian ingredient you can find).

LeNathan: "Man you guys, I'm still so bummed about Paul Walker. Not only was he the greatest actor on the planet, he was such a sweet bro too."
Willoughby: "That's true. Hey, I know what'll cheer you up, a 2nd round of Paul Walkers on me! 2 Fast 2 Furious coming up!"
LeNathan: "Nuh uh! Wow, I feel better already! RIP Paul Walker!!"
Willoughby: "That's the spirit! Let's get wasted and have unprotected sex! Then go drag racing!!"
(Everyone cheers, girls remove their tops)

by Dixi Normis January 28, 2014

Wankers Cramp

The most deadly of all british diseases.

Person 1 : "somebody call an ambulance this limey needs urgent medical assistance apparently he has wankers cramp"

by copy_zero August 6, 2011