pants worm

A slithering villain that wakes up on your belly after a midnight rain.

Tom found his corduroys sullied when his unruly pants worm regurgitated his man-soil after being provoked by a flash flood.

by Brodie Staxxx March 31, 2020

dune worms

Those chills you get that go up your spine. It feels like a sandworm going up your back.

Jimmy heard his favorite part of that song he likes and it gave him the dune worms.

by sungod-Ra August 28, 2011

worm fiddling

The process of hammering a wooden stake into the ground, then rubbing it rhythmically with another object in order to drive worms to the surface of the earth. Made famous by the annual Worm Fiddling Festival in Caryville, FL and often used by fishermen to get bait.

"Has anyone seen Davie?" "He's practicing his worm fiddling in the backyard."

by Worm Man May 29, 2017

bird worming

shagging the missus

"are u coming out tonight?" .. "na, im stayin in, bird worming"

by me joooleee February 25, 2012

Wealth-worm

A derogatory term encompassing both capitalists and the labor aristocracy (workers who have the mentality of capitalists)

Comrade : Hey Joe, those guys tried to convince me that communists can't be pro gun!
Joe: typical wealth-worms and their ignorant rhetoric, Everyone knows all commies are pro-gun.

by Red Bastard October 8, 2015

Text worm

An unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. Text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as I can not, or You have, Repetition of sentences, stuff that doesn't make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (And I have actually seen this) Jackhole. Most text worms only need to be responded with "Ok" or "Thanks" maybe even "Wow". If you want to piss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. If you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can't hear the dings.

The text worm was long and angry, and it didn't make any sense to me so I just said yes.

by Cheese Lizard July 28, 2017

Milk Worm

When a man climaxes on himself, and one long string like cum chunk lands on his or near his nut sack and flows down, later creating a weird scent if not cleaned.

Last night, I gave myself a milk worm, and had to take a shower because it stank too much.

by BiGbUrGeR1 October 22, 2018