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Hooker walk

That really fast, erratic, arm swinging way of walking. Usually done by real hookers, but usually by hoodrats and ghetto chicks.
Cute chick, but she has hooker walk, eh.
by M Moon August 8, 2015
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walking-woke

(wô'king'wōk) n. a person who has the uncanny ability to not think when woke ideology is questioned, disregarded, or under attack. When provoked, their zombie-like qualities takeover and they have been known to do anything to devour anyone who has the ability to think and is immune to woke propaganda. These individuals are not very strong when alone but when they are in a horde they can be a formidable force of destruction and mayhem.
I said, "Hello sir" to a 37 year old man named Richard who, I did not realize, felt like a woman today. The walking-woke amassed a group. Now, I have no job, am blacklisted from society, have been labeled a Nazi, and my family and I are being threatened with physical violence on a daily basis. I have been notified that this is the right thing to do since I am intolerant and not woke.
by HotCupofJoe September 4, 2023
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Walking AIDS

(n.) a sexually permiscous person who has one or more sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). Usually known by all to be a whore.
Woah, dude look at that chick! She's so hot!
Dude...no...just...no.
Why, dude? Look at that ass!
Dude, she's walking AIDS.
...oh.
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Walking Wanker

Typically an individual, who walks on the street, who looks like an outright wanker.
A wanker being, a person who "wanks" (masturbates). Which in essence, includes everyone.

Some deviants may include: Wanka, Vanka, Wanko, Wenka, Wonka, Wnkah, 'anka, 'nkerrr, and etc.
A white pretentious tourist wanker walks down the sidewalk of a rural ghetto village in the Exotic slums of my anus, on the pothole ridden road rides a group of hooligans in a rundown black Toyota Rush, shouting out the malfunctioning windows the following phrase in an act of general defiance against imperialism, political correctness, and general wankery:
"Walking Wanker"
by dragon_ligon_deez December 24, 2016
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vibe walk

The ultimate vibe check. This is where TWO individuals take a walk (usually smoking a blunt or joint) and have a surreal conversation about life. These conversations can get really deep so be carful who you have them with. You can not have a vibe walk with more then two people.
Wanna smoke this doob and take a vibe walk bro
by Leo is my dog December 5, 2019
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Grocery-walk

The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.
Yo! Check out Sam, he lost Lolly in the store and he's busting out a mad grocery-walk.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Snowshoe walking

Snowshoe walking in Montana is the whitest thing ever!
by Bobdonis December 25, 2016
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