viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015

vikingstad

A shithole

Don't go to vikingstad

by vote Obama 2017 September 10, 2016

viking raid

The act of 18 or more men ravaging one woman for a chance into Valhalla (The Vagina)

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was part of a Viking Raid.
Guy 1: Did you reach Valhalla??
Guy 2: HELL YEEE

by Rattagast the brown July 29, 2016

Violin Expert

Someone who tends to cut certain areas of their body, and does so with a knife. The act of cutting represents the movement of a person playing the violin.

John-'Hey Barry, I heard you're a total violin expert'

Barry-'I do pride myself in my ways of playing the viol...'

John-'Not like that, you nerd'

by Obama Bin Laden September 25, 2016

Viking

Best person alive

Viking is the best person ever and nobody can say something else

by HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA December 11, 2016

Vikingstad

The best city in the world👌🏼

This is the best vikingstad in the world

by Munkapparat December 18, 2016

Viking a party

To arrive at a party, take all of the women and leave.

Alex: Hey Joel. Did you Viking a party last night?
Joel: Of course I did.

by THEPOOBANDIT January 17, 2017