Valorant

A first-person shooters that is for stupid and unfunny virgins. People who lost their virginity will play something better, for example CS:GO. It is Also know as deadly brain cancer

P1: Wanna play Valorant?

P2: No cuz im funny and got laid.

by HDRG July 23, 2022

Valoutre

Used to define a useless person mostly named Valentin. It can even describe something really odd coming from a French person.
Used correctly it can reinforce your self esteem and your charisma while the person named Valentin looses faith and becomes trash

Hey look, it’s Valoutre!
Oh lord… he is a Valoutre

by RegularPersonHeh August 29, 2022

valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives

guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game

by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022

Varflock

A very respected and wise person🙏

Friend: Hey, can you help me with this?
Me: Ask Varflock. He knows.

by Jedimaster2807 September 15, 2022

Valorant'd

A term used in valorant when enemy players use all of their utility to annoy you via flashing, concussing, etc. The results to this is either people accepting their fates (not doing anything) or people getting extremely pissed off

Person - "WILL THEY STOP FLASHING ME, I'M GETTING VALORANT'D"

by Zepherixs September 19, 2022

variolite

Variolite is a dark spotted typically volcanic igneous stone.

Did anyone else get to weigh the Variolite?

by Dat.gurl.trick October 3, 2022

Valorant

Sexual act performed by a cow

Kira used valorant on Matthew

by Thewwwww October 10, 2022