Ali Vitale

When there's a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. When the music is just right. And there is no work today. When you are at your happiest you just need to think about Ali Vitale.

Being with Ali Vitale just makes you feel like you are on top of the world

by OldTownRd July 26, 2023

Caesar Vialpando

One of CJ's Homies And her sister Kendl boyfriend in GTA:SA.
They met during a low rider race in Los Santos in the mission Caesar Vialpando. When Sweet sent his brother CJ to check out on her sister because Sweet doesn't trust Caesar because he's from the Varrios Los Aztecas Group. He's the cousin of her crazy cousin Catalina which CJ meets in the future mid-game

Caesar:"Look Holmes, I love your sister. I honor her, she is my girlfriend for life. That's why I stopped you from being skinned right then." Caesar Vialpando Can be easily considered a Groove Street OG

by ShinjoSparks June 18, 2023

Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024

Nick Viall

God’s gift to Bachelor Nation. A god among humans

I finally got over my ex, thanks to Nick Viall

by trixiekitten January 13, 2024

micro viral

When a social media post/action/picture blows up but only in a niche circle

Did you see Bloom’s post? Yeah that shit went micro viral.

by NoDripPapi May 29, 2024

go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.

person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*

by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018

Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit

Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.

by 69kisses January 5, 2020