ultimate deep throat

making love to the oseghegus when the head is chopped off and then punching the stomach for good effect.

i went ultimate deep throat on the body i found by the railway track.

by taigin turkey July 24, 2011

Ultima

A non-elemental force that is extremely powerful and can destroy anything known in this and any other universe.
Can be fused with element for more power ^^

Nothing is as strong as ultima.

by uLtImAeLeMeNt February 25, 2003

the ultimate death

When having a sexual intercourse with a girl, you impale her vagina with your penis. Giving the ultimate death.

I was banging some hot girl and gave her the ultimate death.

by day boys December 28, 2005

Ultimate Captain

The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch.

That nigga Garet is so fucked up he thinks he will get mad pussy if he has the ultimate captain

by LiqourBonger October 23, 2008

Ultimate Shit-taker

Some one who takes shit. Every one yells and picks on this person for no reason. They do nothing about it.

person 1:Hey Maggie!
Maggie: What?
person 1:Fuck you, you stupid jew
Maggie: haha...
person 3: Maggie is such the Ultimate Shit-taker

by maggiesucks069 November 16, 2010

ultimate narcissism

the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror

Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss

by PikaFan157 January 3, 2007

Ultimate Gourmet

Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.

Hey man, I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was ultimate gourmet.

by Palindromatic February 19, 2009