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Twat Rag
The twat rag, spaff sponge or twat towel is a piece of material or an old unused garment that is employed when ejaculation takes place in order to clean up the resultant mess. It is used repeatedly and can be washed or left unwashed, in which case it will have to be disposed of and replaced within a month or so depending on frequency of masturbation. Usual twat rags include old socks in order to aid 'posh wanks', and old t shirts.
Twat Rag by Stizzlargh May 27, 2008
Twat nozzle
noun - a jerk, a dick. So repugnant in words, acts and/or deeds, that they are only good enough to hide in moist, dank nasty places. Worse than your average dick-head.
Twat nozzle by bunnysmama October 31, 2010
twat muffin
1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.
1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.
twat muffin by TRut and D Piddy February 21, 2005
Twat Biscuit
The mass of fat on very large woman or young girl, located between the stomach and twat. Women sporting twat biscuits usually wear very tight shirts, often so short that the tummy is exposed and flops about over the top of their twat biscuit and jeans.
Twat Biscuit by JKH82 February 3, 2010