Bloody Turkey

A turkey slap in which the perpetrator's penis is covered in a substantial amount of blood, leaving a penis shaped blood mark on the victim.

Tom fucked me when I was on my rags, then gave me a Bloody Turkey.
Ron's neck tattoo bleed and it looks like someone gave him a Bloody Turkey.

by Colchias March 9, 2015

cunt turkey

When someone is being a lil bitch.

Roberto is such a cunt turkey today.

by Gary1996147 May 11, 2015

Wet Turkey

A wet turkey is when you shove a ballon in her butthole then blow it up untill it pops,then you fuck her in the peehole while you ejaculate she is trying to figure out what you put in her butt.

I wet turkey your mother last night.

by Julien martinez October 14, 2017

Cold turkey

When you say you’re going cold turkey, but are a cigarette addict

He went cold turkey

by Eekesteek August 2, 2018

Vern Turkey Dinner

When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.

Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.

by FatherVern October 10, 2019

Reverse Turkey

When you run up behind your friend and tickle his balls while gobbling

Ahhhh hey dude stop fuckin reverse turkeying me we’re at church

Gobble gobble bitch

by Ostrichthekid October 25, 2019

Brush turkey

A miss spelt version of a bush turkey. You can find this written on a sign at St. Paul’s college. They are a little bit worse than a dingo

HAHA that sign says brush turkey!

by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019