"Dude, did you see that chick in the turtle dress standing at the bar"?
"What's a turtle dress"?
"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!
"What's a turtle dress"?
"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!
by nitkilla September 27, 2012
Get the Turtle Dressmug. by ctlaruex February 1, 2015
Get the turtle nuggetmug. one who farms turtles for a living.
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
Get the Turtle Farmermug. It is a group of 5 frineds Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and their sensei, Master Splinter and they spend their nights making fun of others behide their backs and they get a kick out of it.
I went out with the ninja turtles last night and they are still the same old people making fun of people it is just sad.
by Avery Manshake January 13, 2008
Get the ninja turtles mug. by pimpin turtle grip January 10, 2011
Get the turtle gripmug. by Golden029 December 14, 2016
Get the Turtle Splooshmug. A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.
by freddietwerkcury March 23, 2015
Get the Cosmic Turtlemug.