by How Mal May 21, 2016
Get the long island troutmug. A category of freshwater fish.
The population of trout is highly affected by any form of event. (e.g the fall of Rome, the 2008 housing crisis, Valve finally releasing half life 3.)
Trout can also be used as a weapon given the appropriate circumstances.
Being attacked with a Trout is capable of immense injury to one’s self esteem and public image, should being slapped with a Trout not be expected of the Trout-slapped individual in question.
The population of trout is highly affected by any form of event. (e.g the fall of Rome, the 2008 housing crisis, Valve finally releasing half life 3.)
Trout can also be used as a weapon given the appropriate circumstances.
Being attacked with a Trout is capable of immense injury to one’s self esteem and public image, should being slapped with a Trout not be expected of the Trout-slapped individual in question.
Subject #1: sus! sus! only in ohio!
Subject #2: Sit and fold yourself. Lest I strike you upside the head with a Trout. Damned clown.
Subject #2: Sit and fold yourself. Lest I strike you upside the head with a Trout. Damned clown.
by SUPER BALLS MAN. June 28, 2023
Get the Troutmug. harold: "write down all your good ideas, and we can bring them up at the next team meeting. i'll second you. cool?"
heather: "go jump in a lake, trout lips!"
heather: "go jump in a lake, trout lips!"
by iloveyouchica August 11, 2023
Get the trout lipsmug. When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water
*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021
Get the trouser troutmug. A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.
Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!
by Have a go then April 8, 2022
Get the pike through a trout pondmug. Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.
by Gerald Busey December 9, 2008
Get the Trout Stampsmug. A person who goes on a straight date despite being flamingly homosexual. (This is typically but not exclusively used to describe a situation where the couple met online i.e. Tinder)
My friend Melissa went on this date with a guy from Tinder, and the moment he opened his mouth and called his female friend a queen…she knew he was a rainbow trout.
by Darkraiguy July 3, 2022
Get the Rainbow Troutmug.