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whip ticket

To be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place.

To give someone a rain check for a beating later.
"Dude, did you just see Tommy take Tim's juice money?"
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."
by Ramin M August 1, 2006
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shit ticket receptacle

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.
If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!
by everlife6 May 2, 2009
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Crap Tickets

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
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Rippin' Tickets

A phrase used to describe something that is facinating, attractive, or just straight up amazing. Hence the term, "Rippin' tickets."
Dude, that breakdance is rippin' tickets.
by Flauphlin December 1, 2010
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Bush Trinkets

The often unidentifiable, unsavory particles of matter that attach themselves to and hang from unclean and unkempt pubic hair.
Damn man, it wasn't good! She invited me down on her honeypot and I came up with Bush Trinkets stuck in my teeth!
by Cameron Jack 85 March 6, 2011
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Stink Trinket

A napkin or piece of material rubbed against an aroused vagina in order to capture the fresh aroma of taint, then giving to a male to be used as a mastabatory accesory.
Instead of Suzy having sex with Johnny on Valentines Day she left him a Stink Trinket.
by Chefrhetkwon March 9, 2011
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Jizz Tickets

A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."
by adem g September 8, 2013
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