The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.
Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
by Pistolpois August 16, 2017
by the compound bow June 07, 2023
by The battery operated boyfriend December 05, 2008
"You guys had a ten-point lead going into the half, but you just porked it away."
"I'm giving you another chance at this project, now don't pork it away."
"I'm giving you another chance at this project, now don't pork it away."
by giutfsseukhj January 23, 2012
by Gonz989 September 12, 2021
The act of completely submerging your entire head inside a woman’s vagina. Usually practiced with medical supervision.
by MrRogers_real April 16, 2023
Guy 1) Bro this girl is a pork rocket...
Guy 2) huh?
Guy 1) yeah she snorts like a pig during climax.
Guy 2) huh?
Guy 1) yeah she snorts like a pig during climax.
by Dirtybird March 02, 2017