a chummy title, used in jest towards cronies, specifically referring to fecal matter expelled onto the under-garments.
by dorham May 16, 2006
by Yasser April 07, 2003
A temporary but uncomfortable oral condition that occurs when consuming crunchy, sharped-edged food, resulting in painful trauma to the roof of the mouth. Examples of common food items that cause Mouth Beef are: Antiseptically dry sourdough toast, tortilla chips (if eaten in great gluttonous handfuls), and Cap'n Crunch® breakfast cereal (any variety).
Sorry, sweetcheeks, I can't make out with you tonight; I had five bowls of Cap'n Crunch this morning and have a terrible case of mouth beef.
by Cheesewich October 13, 2009
A parody of Gangsta speak, or "Ebonics", wherein people call each other Homie. Taken from the game version of "White men can't jump", which features some of the worst Ebonics in history.
The original source for this word direct quote from seanbaby.com's review of the game in the 20 worst games in history: "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!"
The original source for this word direct quote from seanbaby.com's review of the game in the 20 worst games in history: "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!"
by zipwolf June 25, 2006
taking a massive crap that you need to grunt out and leaves you out of breath. usually can't sit down for at least an hour afterwards.
Dude those wings last night had me pushing beef so loud this morning that my neighbors called the cops.
That fat chick was pushing beef at my party and clogged the toilet. I hope she gets crabs.
That fat chick was pushing beef at my party and clogged the toilet. I hope she gets crabs.
by Houlden Caufield February 08, 2008
a sex position in which the girl lays face up and the man takes a crap on her vagina and then fucks her.
by jakoff April 04, 2009
Person A: "Where did you just go?"
Person B: "I had to go on a beef walk, PF Changs for lunch gave me the Dali Chicken farts"
Person B: "I had to go on a beef walk, PF Changs for lunch gave me the Dali Chicken farts"
by moistchunks4life May 04, 2011