No Shat Sherlock

*also no shit sherlock
An insult to a person, (usually on the internet). When you call someone this, you are implying that this person is stating something really obvious and so obvious that you're technically calling them stupid.

Obvious Person on the internet: Omg this person is a fikin woman!!
replier 1: no shat sherlock bro
replier 2: grandpa did you lose your glasses again
replier 3: no shit sherlock *skull emoji*
replier 4: *replies to replied 2* lmaooo looks like he did

hey after you read this you probably feel like the word "replier" doesnt feel like a word anymore.
happy recovering ;

by Shaomiaome October 19, 2024

shat chatting

Snap chatting while taking a dump

I was shat chatting my buddy while on the throne. I decided to snap chat my buddy a picture of my dump. It was hilarious

by Unclebuck April 6, 2014

Shat trick

Flushing three times during a single pooping session.

I'm not trying to waste water Mom, but after the courtesy flush, the primary disposal, and a leftover floater, I had a shat trick.

by Harrison_Bergeron February 3, 2023

Shat face

Shat face, means sad face with a little shit involved. Someone with a Shit attitude..

My wife woke up with the biggest shat face, she must be sad and mad..

by Deezknutz October 18, 2022

Shat Basket

A basket that holds heavy loads of shit and can be cared around to scare away child predators or just straight up weirdos

Hey Oliver dont forget to bring the shat basket

by Ripper investigators February 21, 2019

Big ole shat

When somebody takes a really big shit

Kyle: ok you can use the bathroom now

David: god damn Kyle you took a big ole shat

by Bbcblackniggacockbnbblacknigga November 12, 2022

Shat

A consequence from eating taco bell.
or
Disposed of shit; Defecated.

1: I had some really bad taco bell last night.
2: Really?
1: Yes. I shat so hard my house almost collapsed.

by nonexistentturtle January 3, 2023