Mugged for merlot

When your drink order is taking too long

the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight

by prinsesseidunn March 25, 2020

Dirty mug

Licking a waitresses butthole after a “double shift”.

Meaning she has just been freshly DPd by two randoms and you got the clean up

Steve: “Are you hooking up with that waitress tonight?”
Bill: “Yup”
Steve: “ Make sure them dishes are clean. You don’t want her giving you a dirty mug”

by Fornicater July 3, 2022

Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011

mug warmer

it is a device that heats your mug when it gets cold thats it. it is so simple

i just bought my mug warmer and its great

by kictac poopy jace October 25, 2018

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GET THE MUG !!!!

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023

Pug mug

A cool guy that do cool stuff, this pug is so cool he never lost a game and he never lost his fame, sooo cool (he have autism)

Sup mate my name is pug mug, suck my cuck you piece of shit

Meow :3

by Pug mug September 2, 2017

jah-mug

A mug, meaning a large cup, typically cylindrical with a handle and used without a saucer, that has been decorated with images of the late rapper, xxxtentacion. It's origins are unknown, along with its current whereabouts. However, it is highly sought after.

'yo bro, what you been up to?'
not much, bro, just sipping lean from my jah-mug.'
'damn bro, thats pretty cool (bro).'

by oPtIc FaTmAl February 19, 2022