teacher's petter

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.

Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.

by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007

THATCHER BAG

The area of soft, warm and often moist fanny tissue between a woman's legs

'I'm going to kick that bitch right in the Thatcher Bag'

by ANDREW CHRISTOPHER ELLISON-T January 11, 2007

Teacher Syndrome

A syndrome educators experience in which they spend so much time in their specific field that they become fixated on it and discount other schools of thought. In extreme cases to the point of ignorantly insisting all other subjects should default to theirs.

Mr. Russel is suffering from teacher syndrome, he is habitually reminding everyone in his chemistry class that everything is chemistry, books are chemistry, math is chemistry, and PE is chemistry.

by Dr. Everybody Lied December 6, 2014

super teacher

A teacher who helps students for personal gain.

A student is on fire. Super teacher waits until school administration is near before he/she puts out the fire.

by Super Teacher January 23, 2007

Textbook Teacher

A "teacher" who doesn't actually know how to teach so he/she just has students read out of the textbook, memorize vocab words from the textbook and answer review questions from the textbook. Now many "textbook teachers" often use documentaries in place or with of the textbook. On rare cases a decent teacher will resort to a textbook teacher like teaching strategy because the class is to immature to handle anything else, but in 90% of cases the teacher is just lazy or stupid. These teachers classes are undoubtedly the most boring classes you'll have, and make an ideal period for napping, texting, and finishing work for other classes.

Steve: Wow, that chemistry experiment was so awesome, that kid who sits next to me almost lit the whole room on fire. It was sick! Did your class do it?

Joe: No we just read the directions for the experiment in the textbook in class. Mr. Smith is kind of a textbook teacher.

Steve: That sucks.

by Polexia December 14, 2009

dream theater

One of the best bands ever created - PERIOD.

Rikki Nadir is one of the people that has no taste in music, and he probably listens to all american rejects and green day. ROFL.

www.dreamtheaterforums.com

Me: Sup rikki!!! That dream theater concert was amazing!
Rikki Nadir: Dream theater sucks d00d! I'm retarted and love all american rejects and green day.
Me: I'm going to kick your ass.

by ROFL ROfl OMg ROFL ROFL gg rofl pwnt! December 9, 2008

theater sickness

When you've ate so much junk food at the movies, you'll be in & out of the bathroom for the next 24 hours.

Popcorn, gummy bears, rasinets, sqwiggles, washed down with a 40oz soda - it all leads to theater sickness.

by brighteyedandbushytailed September 27, 2008