Coach! (M.M)

The code name for a very special someone, I won’t let too much information on but I’d say 10/10 kinda guy. With affiliation to M.M he’s a true centre to the group.

COACH! You’d make a really great coach! (M.M)

by Skibtybop6767 October 6, 2025

Coach’s Kid Syndrome

Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.

“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”

“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”

by Ratfaced January 10, 2024

coach tom

A loving dick

Coach tom: Hey you pricks catch the ball

by Bob473829$3 May 9, 2018

Coach Ashley Effect

The Coach Ashley Effect is when Coach Ashley says she's going to do something but doesn't fucking do it.

"Coach Ashley Said she was going to schedule me to work a midshift tomorrow but somehow it didn't fucking happen, that's the Coach Ashley Effect in action"

by ThePublicker February 13, 2025

Coach Green

Big Buttole man who gets peg by wife daily. Favorite pastimes include smoking menthol ciggarettes and drinking caffiene. Stinky.

Coach Green walk weird after pegged

by Bhuthaw man April 29, 2024

Coach Fuzz

The greatest basketball coach of all time-MVP on the team

Coach fuzz mannnnn. He improved my game so much I made the team. I was ass before tho low key

by Rahajella October 11, 2022

coach snelick

stupid little bitch man with a small cock and big ego. hates feminine men and will destroy wrist bands with teeth. (also vape destroyer2000) starves his bony wife as a kink

eyan easen: “yo coach snelick has a fat ass”

drew thornton: “bro i know he’s fine as fuck”

by penis…..head May 14, 2022