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Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains
She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why
by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022
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front pole

To steal someone else's joke. When you see someone leading into a joke and you barge in to steal a punchline.
Brian: Co-hosts should not be front poling each other.
Justin: I'm already at the bottom of the well and I'm trying to get something out and I get front poled from out of nowhere!
by SaucyNugs December 17, 2020
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Pole Technician

1. Another word for a stripper or pole dancer that works at a gentleman's club. Sometimes used by women and/or men in this profession as a more nuanced and professional way of saying what they do for a living.

2. A term used to describe a higher breed of stripper or pole dancer that has mastered the most difficult and intricate techniques of pole dancing. These individuals are capable of performing truly amazing feats while on the pole.
1. Tanisha thinks she's so fancy calling herself a pole technician. Girl, we all know you just stripping down at the Kitty Palace.

2. I have never seen anyone master those techniques as quick as Mika has! It's only a matter of time before she masters all of them and graduates to pole technician.
by ThatRegret October 17, 2015
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Bro Pole

Yo dude, just grab your bro pole and ram her!
by Tidder March 26, 2013
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barber pole

barber pole (emoticon) is the new code word for party n play (PNP) in social media user profiles.
💈= the barber pole is the new code word for party and play on social media.
by jeepguyx February 5, 2023
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pole of totem

1. Non-magnetic, highly subjective,
internal compass orientation
with interspherionic calibrations.

2. A tradional, carved vertical sculpture,
usually of potent influences,
arranged in ascending order of wig size.

3. A shaman or mystic,
of Eastern European origins.
1. That guy's pole of totem
is pointed towards a pyramid,
while that other one seems to navigate
by the heavenly bodies.

2. The intricacies of detail
and overall effect, including height,
are elements to be considered
in comparing poles of totem.

3. The local pole of totem
cured my stomach ailment
with fermented cabbage.

see also: poll of totem
by Healing Practitioner17b July 21, 2009
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pole model

Boy: So I checked out a lady at work today and she paid $200 entirely in $1 bills
Stepmom: Must be a pole model.
Boy: Yeah, definitely the headliner.
by HellaGravity August 26, 2015
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