Moist Lap Dance

While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.

Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!

by Bobby "Moist" Barnes March 25, 2009

Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy

A big mosit and filthy mommy obommy, just simply that

dude, she is SUCH a BMFMO(Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy)

by MysticJutsu June 22, 2021

Get your eyebrows moist

To wetten ones eyebrows.

It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.

Uses in a sentence:

Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".

by Eyebrow January 13, 2014

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

Moist

A girl who try’s to impress herself in front of a lad by being rude to her friends and putting them down often will have the name: Chloe, Amber,Jess,Katie. Be careful with these girls, they will bring you down

Chloe is so moist
Omg i know she was so rude to you just to impress dan

by jjjackkk December 12, 2019

Moist muwpus

The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really

Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo

Did u hear about doreen?

Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus

by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022

Moist

An adjective to the word 'cool', 'rad' or 'lit' that can be used to describe something popular or interesting

Boy 1: Bro i just passed my driver's test!!
Boy 2: Dude wow that's so moist!!

by B1ackwhirlwind January 5, 2019