Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"
Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"
Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"
by son of that guy October 12, 2009
Get the One handed splashmug. When someone who has an extreme case of diarrhoea that when this person excreates with a certain amount of excessive force it ricochets of the bowl and splatters on the persons back is also a common sexual technique amongst mongolian sadists
dddddddddddduuuuuude I so need a shower, i jst had a major case of a stinky splash back. Damn mexican food
by Dr Augustus Jackson October 16, 2008
Get the stinky splash backmug. A rule that states: When a man is choosing which urinal to pee in, he must keep at least one urinal between him and the man next to him(if possible). This is to avoid the "splash" of urine from one man onto the other.
Seeing that there was someone else using a urinal, John decided to use the urinal 2 away from the man to avoid breaking the splash radius rule and getting the man's urine on his clothing.
by balbusch4nstk3 January 21, 2009
Get the Splash Radius Rulemug. When a man is about to climax, he pulls out, climbs onto the top rope, performs a 450 splash into the gash and busts a nut.
When John was about to cum, he pulled out of Anna, climbed to the top rope, did a gnarly 450 splash right into her. Only bad thing is that his condom flew off during rotation and now shes pregnant.
by POOPANTS17 November 3, 2017
Get the 450 Splashmug. A sexual act in which the man takes a shit and smears it all over the woman’s face. As a result of the extremely nauseating smell, the woman will vomit and aim it towards her partner’s cock. The name was originated in Thibodaux, Louisiana; where only its residents are disgusting enough to perform this type of perversion.
Last night I hooked up with Robbie and I thought we were about to do a rusty trombone. Well, he pulled a fast one on me and we ended up doing the Thibodaux Cock Splash.
by Yuliqa MaDiq June 22, 2006
Get the Thibodaux Cock Splashmug. When you over eat at an all-you-can-eat sushi place, then when you are getting hammered by your boyfried, you throw up all over him.
"Oh man, I ate so much last night. I ended up doing a Savannah Sushi Splash on my boyfriend last night."
by Oh Nevermind July 13, 2009
Get the Savannah Sushi Splashmug. 1: splash o matic is overpowered ngl
2: f*ck off you dirty piece of sh*t you probably main golden aerospray and spam Booyah bomb or your f*cking sprinklers go KYS you disgrace to the planet earth go back to alterna and get killed by global warming while I stay in turf war with my baby splash o matic
2: f*ck off you dirty piece of sh*t you probably main golden aerospray and spam Booyah bomb or your f*cking sprinklers go KYS you disgrace to the planet earth go back to alterna and get killed by global warming while I stay in turf war with my baby splash o matic
by AmyKinda_gayBro June 4, 2023
Get the splash o maticmug.