mitch/tim

The biggest dick names in the book.

His cock is so big, his name must be mitch/tim

by callmefear April 3, 2019

mitch

a boy who loves sucking and licking and having balls in his mouth and yes

woah i love balls in my mouth, i'm mitch btw

by mitch.likes.balls.69 February 27, 2022

MITch(es)

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are undeniably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!

by eniwaffles April 30, 2014

Mitch Mitch

Mitch Mitch - a young girl, who tends to be ginger, and loves willay. Her dad tends to be called Bryan and goes by the name of bry and is normally more attractive than Mitch Mitch herself. Also pretty good hugs but wish she was smaller, solid 8/10

Oh god look it’s a ginger, looks like Mitch Mitch!

by LittleFella1 July 12, 2021

Mitch

the male form of Karen

I was at Chili's and I saw this Mitch who thought the guacamole looked too green push nachos off the table and ask for the manager.

by theajishow April 17, 2021

Mitch tech

A Mitch tech is leaving a game to leave your teammates at a disadvantage due to a missing player

“Oh he’s gone and Mitch teched it”

“ are you gonna Mitch tech?”

by The narrative April 28, 2025

Mitch the mole

A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.

What a Mitch the mole

by Mitch the mole October 27, 2018