heights boys

Grade 10 assholes. With sexist mf mouths. Can’t score girls unless they take out the lax stick from their ass.

Do you date them heights boys?

No they have sticks in their asses

by zaza.the.bitch June 14, 2022

Todd Howard's height

A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.

Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024

Ledbetter Heights

n. A place, usually in suburbia, that's an over-populated dump. Most small-town apartment buildings can be refered to as such.

"Joe lives out in Ledbetter Heights"

by TransMayernik May 10, 2005

roster height

Common term used by athletes that means adding two inches onto true height.

“Yoooo Jared said he’s 6 foot”
“We all know that’s his roster height he’s only 5’10”

by Growupbro January 25, 2024

Table Height

A complex way of using a win condition in the most idiotic way. Table Height is a win condition of it's self as well being an unfinished sentence for your English 2 class.

Person 1: I swear to God if you speak more nonsense.
Person 2: Table Height

by Pal Sallie March 25, 2023

Styrofoam heights

A word for a drink called "Lean". Codeine is often drunk from Styrofoam cups that are stacked-styrofoam heights.

im on the styrofoam heights

by MasterQueen69 May 3, 2018

Mid-City Heights

Mid-City Heights is a nice place, if you’re into cucumber lime Gatorade. Whiny little babies live there.

You want a cucumber lime Gatorade, you must be from mid-city heights.

by ABB248 October 25, 2019