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Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.
"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"
by Kmeelain September 14, 2009
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Hormel Hammer

Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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hammer jacker

1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.

2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.

The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!
by Franzig Durpy December 31, 2013
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Hammer Schmear

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
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Gizzard Hammer

A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.
Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
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Rats hammers

This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.

e.g instead of "oh my god!"
"Chris just won £10000"
" Rats hammers! how he do it?"
by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009
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Hammer-cracker

When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.
Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!
by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021
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