by I have a writers block August 19, 2020
Get the Godmug. by arrowhp February 24, 2019
Get the Godmug. 
Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.
by OMGLOLXD June 10, 2018
Get the Godmug. This is the person that is not a he nor a she cause God is his own being. He is your father in heaven who cares for you and gives you free will but you can't take advantage of that. You have to decide on your own on what to do and when you need help then he's there.(he won't immediately help you right then and there, we'll he might, but he will.) Cause think, you only have about 70 years of living on this earth and want to drink and have fun or not even believe in God? But in heaven you will have eternity and have all that you want but still shouldn't take advantage of that:) just look at the sun, how is a ball of fire still burning out there for millions of years??
The world: hey lets get drunk and have a party that'll only last a few hours yeahh and disobey our parents.
God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.
God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.
by KyroPlayz March 19, 2018
Get the Godmug. 
by Motherffatman September 7, 2018
Get the Godmug.