Clutch

An adjective meaning super awesome and cool- used lots across England. Can also be used as a verb meaning you are buzzing about something

‘Tomorrow I’m going skydiving- it’s gonna be so clutch!!’
‘Omg I’m so clutched about this new shirt I bought; I love it!!’

by thicchead22 December 16, 2017

whatchu clutching for?

Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.

Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.

Damn bro, whatchu clutching for?

by Whatchucluthingfor? January 8, 2023

you aint clutch

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.

Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.

by denis3wallace3 May 6, 2017

Clutch player

Cian Reddy in any game of seige or basketball

Damn I wish I had the clutch player, Cian on my team

by Jack Brennan March 20, 2021

snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose

...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut

by turbocandy November 28, 2018

Clutch

If something is clutch, it’s the bomb. The best. The cherry on top. But clutch can also be used in a negative setting. If something is clutch - maybe it’s off putting or disgusting.

“That Ain’t Clutch” when describing something not nice.

“That’s clutch!!!” An exclamation over something awesome that has happened. Or something to like: “that colour of wallpaper is clutch!”

by Mr Double Clutch October 9, 2022

Clutch

When you and your active guild mates die in a guild battle, and the CPUs manage to win the match at the very last moment you think you’re fucked.

I’m going on urban dictionary to change the definition of Clutch

by Gvcd May 16, 2018