Barn doors

Big ol' vagina lips, so big that they may impede upon the pleasure and/or effectiveness of sexual intercourse.

Tristan: "Did you end up getting with that girl?"
Tyler: "Yeah but she had a pair of barn doors, I could barely fit it in and I got rope burn."
Tristan:: "That bitch!"

by Simmypoo December 27, 2024

Barn

An adjective used to describe anything considered "not sick", or lame.

Dude you're such a barn bruhhh!

by That One Dude August 28, 2016

barn fire

When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.

"Last night the glow stick broke in Tina's ass and I had to give her the ol' barn fire."

by Owl Sphincter December 27, 2017

riley barnes

he is a gay boy with long hair

example: he’s a riley barnes

by bootygirl2222 November 20, 2019

the barn animals

This is referring to all the barn animal sexual positions of urban dictionary. Currently, The Cow, The Pig, The Fish, The Chicken, The Unicorn and The Goat

Dan: Do you want to play with the barn animals?

Sally: what's that?

Dan: let me show you ;)

by Killsme January 22, 2021

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

Barn

A word used to replace any noun, verb, curse, or adjective with the word Barn.

What the barn?
That's totally barn wild
Sorry I took so long bro, I was barning

We smoked to much barn dust last night

I'm so barned out from that dab

by Cisco Fresco September 2, 2023