All bark and no bite

Alfie Colville

Alfie Colville is all bark and no bite, he said he would beat me up if i didn’t give him my lunch money

by BigBlackMan42069 August 10, 2024

Bark box

a Dog inside a box of wood chips

A bark box was on my front door and it was severely injured

by WoahderGodly May 13, 2022

bark

how dogs talk

my dog likes to bark

by blue-stars February 17, 2018

Canyon Bark

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.

Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!

by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025

Bark

v. The process of a tree producing Bark.

I'm sorry, but I cannot be reached right now as my trees are barking.
The National Bark Act of 199π protects the trees' right to bark.

by G Lennon April 28, 2025

bark it

Lighting a cannabis joint and proceeding to smoke it.

Aki: You tryna bark it?
Juju: Say nothing, you rolling?

by synurb May 15, 2022

Dogs are Barking

If someone’s dogs are barking, it usually means they’re wearing open toed shoes or their feet stink

dude, did you see her sandals? her dogs are barking!

by cheese ball 47 July 16, 2022