Gift

Not a present. Actually, the opposite. The most insufferable person you will ever meet. Never stops talking about things that don’t matter and loves AJR. White boy lover even though they deny it. Cannot get enough of the white boys. Calls every white boy a racist but her underwear is in the back of “Parker Jones’” car.

“Gift is hot!”
“Nah, she won’t go for you. She likes that WSD.”

by badb00tybabe February 10, 2024

gift bitch

To give a gift to someone to get a gift back or use as leverage to:
Complain later
Harass

Martyr yourself as a saint

Etc
Can be noun or verb.

My baby mama gave me a present on Christmas and later gift bitched me to her family

Gift bitch gifting bitching

by English phd April 24, 2017

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

Gift shaking

During foreplay you rub on a guys pants to see what you are about to get is gift shaking like how you would with presents on Christmas Day.

We told Kasey that she should have done some gift shaking first so she would have saved herself from the disappointment.

by Berry white goo June 10, 2016

Gift

A hands on or physically giving some one a gift to someone

I gave my girl a little D as a gift

by Mrsweetness December 24, 2018

gift Milena day

gift Milena day is every day of the year. It exists because I need an excuse to buy her gifts so she doesn’t feel bad about me spending my money on her (totally valid) if you have a Milena in your life, buy her gifts every day because Milena’s are special.

Today is gift Milena day, I should go buy her something to celebrate her existence!

by vay2cool February 9, 2023

unwrap my gift

To remove the clothing from an attractive lady, especially one whom you have either just recently met or have not previously had the privilege of undressing. Expression is used by a horny guy in an effort to portray a more "tempered" and less openly-lustful attitude/mindset to the lady, and to indicate to her that he values and appreciates her whole person, and that he wants to admire and touch her all over her body, not limiting his attentions to merely the "fun zones".

She (being led by the guy to his car): You're handsomer than you look in your online profile!
He: Well, thank you, Gorgeous --- and I must say that YOUR photos didn't do YOU justice, either --- you look even more scrumptious than I'd ever expected! Ooooooh... I just can't wait to get home so I can unwrap my gift!

by QuacksO February 2, 2013