short story

Getting less than sex, usually a handjob but could be a blowjob.

I went out w/ Betty last night. I tried to read the novel but she would only give me a short story.

by Douglas The Cat October 28, 2006

short bus

Smaller than average bus used to carry mentally disabled students also known as a "Tart-cart"

If your mother says your "special" you probably ride the short bus.

by Cory Skates June 11, 2005

jailhouse short

not to be confused with a bus down, which is a half smoked cigarette, a jailhouse short is a lit cigarette butt that would have been discarded had one not asked for it. on par with fishing butts out of an ashtray and relighting them.

comes from northeastern u.s. slang

Crackhead: "Can I get a cigarette?"
Guy: "Sorry, last one. You want this bus down?"
Crackhead: "Mothafucka, this ain't no bus down, this is a jailhouse short!"

by VRB January 19, 2006

favorite shorts

A pair of short loose fitting shorts which will permit a female to catch a glimpse of your dick and ball-bag when sitting.

My my, that chick got an eye-full on my love sausage thanks to these favorite shorts of mine.

by flashboy July 09, 2003

boyfriend shorts

Cuffed blue jeans shorts that pre-metrosexuals wore in the 90s. Oddly worn by either homosexuals or gold chain wearing, moussed up frat boys.

Look at that ass clown in the boyfriend shorts. I guess it's too warm for his Members Only jacket.

by Yo smitty May 12, 2008

cold shorts

When a girl dry humps (rides) a guy or does something sexual to make him precum. The precum becomes cold and is felt through the penis. Hence, cold shorts (boxer shorts).

"Melissa was stripping for me and i totally got cold shorts!"

by hoebag January 27, 2005

Short-bus

Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.

You: You remember Sean Wong?

Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!

You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.

Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*

by Knee_Ghar69 March 28, 2022