Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

by i8toast April 11, 2013

My ticket hit

Winning your sports bet or lottery ticket

I put in a 10 leg parlay and my ticket hit!

by Young_Fly_GQ November 6, 2025

Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008

Ticket puller

When you take a poop and you have to constantly wipe. Its lime pulling a ticket for service. Every wipe has a little poo.

I’m sorry i took so long in the bathroom, every time i wiped i kept getting a new bit of poo on the toilet paper. It like a damn ticket puller at the store.

by anonymous September 2, 2025

dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."

Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!

by red_ninja2 October 20, 2017

Ticket or Flip it

Any assistance where a ticket process is involved for assistance, but individuals circumvent the setup in place cause they think they are special.

With so many people trying to avoid standard practices, I ask them up front.. Ticket or Flip it....

by js2525 August 28, 2013