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Teenager

TEENAGER ITS THE TIME YOU CAN DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT AND ACTALY LIKE IT INSTEAD OF BEING A STUCK UP KINDER YOU CAN NOW BE HIGH AND FREE AND FEEL YOUNGER ANTI AGING DO AS YOU PLZ AND BE ALLOWED TO TODDLER CANT BUT TEENAGER CAN IMMATURE IS NOT ACT YOUR AGE IMMATURE MEANS ACTING LIKE A TEENAGER A REAL TEENAGER YAAAAAY!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEHEHEHEAAAAYEAH!!!!
Teenager is a cute suck up lazy hate school now or don't know a thing sexy and full time highpo
by Truthofficial777 January 1, 2020
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Teenager

Either:
-A girl who only cares about fashion.
-A boy who only cares about girls.
-A girl who wants to die.
-A boy who wants to die.
I am a teenager. Therefore, I am depressed all the time.
by Depressed4life September 23, 2021
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teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024
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Dana Hills Teenagers

Gay little beach bums who think they are good at surfing, but aren’t. Wear rainbow sandals on the daily. And, get driven in a 80k dollar sprinter van to strands or salt creek thinking they own the place, even though they are just dorks.
“Ya I go to Dana Hills, I’m pretty gay

Dana Hills Teenagers: Gay little beach bum dorks
by Steamed rice October 13, 2025
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Teenage Rage

It doesn't matter whether it's silent rage, an outburst, or straight-up rage, that shit gets you planning straight-up crimes and murder.
Random Adult: Why are you talking back? I'm the adult
A random stressed and aggravated teenager *showing signs of teenage rage*: You may physically be an adult but right now I can tell you are mentally and emotionally a child! I mean you are a grown adult yelling and arguing with someone years younger than you! I wasn't even yelling or doing anything! I was just trying to do my fricking homework!
by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025
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Teenage Fit

The thing teenagers do when they don't get their way. Usually, its defined by a slouch, hands in the pockets, head to the side defiantly (or sometimes looking up or down), and a scowl on your face. In some cases, the scowl can be a pout. In dramatic cases (when guilting someone into giving in or if the teen is sensitive/p.m.s-ing) tears can be followed by this scowl or pout.

Also called the "Teen Scowl", "Sulking", "Moping", and other things like that.

Not always done with a maniplutive purpose, sometimes just because a teen is upset. Does not have to be a teenager, by the way, can sometimes be older or younger but not considered very mature.
After Suzie's mom refused to let her go to the mall, Suzie threw a Teenage Fit until her mom changed her mind.

Danny was upset and distracted because his girlfriend dumped him, but the teacher wouldn't give him a break. Unconciously, he started to throw a Teenage Fit.

Amy's dad is so childish. He's 42 and he still throws Teenage Fits. Wow.....
by ThatLittleTeenGirl August 26, 2011
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.
by SqwertYert May 8, 2025
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