kick ass and take names

Most likely originated in the armed services, probably during Vietnam. "Kick ass" is generically applied to beating the opponent, whereas taking names refers to killing the enemy, or "taking their names." Has been adopted into common usage as a general motivational statement.

"CHARLIES OVER THAT RIDGE, LETS KICKASS AND TAKE NAMES!"

"pick up that goddam football damnit! now get out there, kick ass and take names you pussy!"

by beefstui May 6, 2007

Take You To Town

1. It just something that you say to someone in response to them thinking that they would Schoo, Put on a clinic, Show them how it is done, Do a number on..., in something such as playing a sport, video games and perhaps Life in general. So therefore, you tell that to someone when you want them to know that you are about to beat them at whatever you and him and/or her are about to do.

- "I am going to Take You To Town in this match of MW3."
- "I would take that girl to town."
- "I am going to take This pizza To Town."

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

Take that shit to AIM

a phrase that is used:

when two people in a forum or chat room get to lovey dovey and you are tired of seeing the affectionate displays

basically-get a room you two but for the Internet

Narcotics: hey bollocks how are you behbeh
Bollocks: fine sweetie how it goes

Me: Take that shit to AIM

by Kristopher Washington January 1, 2009

Taken Yard

In baseball, to have a home run hit against you while you are pitching.

"Oh my gosh Bill, did you see that? Randy Johnson just got taken yard to left field. That must have been 435 feet!"

by TomSmyckowski April 2, 2009

Take the bread out of the oven

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.

Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

by bblack1220 October 29, 2009

Take two beers and pop the slide

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.

Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.

by ShadowStorm64 August 27, 2010

takeaway digger

A person who dates or co-habits with others purely to extract takeaways from them, in particular a woman who strives to marry a wealthy man who is able to provide copious amounts of the unhealthy food which they desire.

Then it dawned upon me.. Claire was a takeaway digger and she was only with me for the fish and chips.

by Copious feeder August 9, 2012