Cat Typing

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.

-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.

by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010

French typewriter

A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.

"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"

by The French Typist October 19, 2011

Verbal Typo

A verbal typo occurs when someone says something and the word uttered is not what they wanted to say.

John: I wash my hands with soup.
Jane: Don't you mean soap?
John: Oops, verbal typo.

by IEatzCookies September 6, 2016

two-typing

Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.

That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!

by Vizoneski February 6, 2017

Freudian typo

When you are casually texting someone and, either by your own mistake or by autocorrect, you turn the conversation sexy by an accidental typo. Tends to happen most often when you're talking to a crush/object of desire.

Her: What are you up to tonight?
Me: nothin, wanna bang?
Her: ...
Me: oh shit lmao wanna hang*
Her: Classic Freudian typo

by mrburbs January 3, 2018

Cock Typing

A form of typing where you slap your dick against the keyboard.

Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.

Guy 2: This is why you have no friends

by Ihaveanaccount November 7, 2020

David Typing Syndrome

David Typing Syndrome, also known as "DTS". The David Typing Syndrome causes your fingers to go and move on their own. Causing sometimes incomprehensible sentences and phrases.

Matthew: “dio iuwab ton psyd vskrinst".

David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".

by thatgirlfromclass July 18, 2021