Plant a tree

When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load

friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!

by cuckinfunt September 6, 2017

Vegan in a tree

This phrase is only used in absolutely necessary situations because it is the greatest insult and you will be sent to vegan jail.

Big Jam: Whoah! Is that a vegan in a tree!!1!
Aadit (the vegan): *goes to vegan jail*

by Big Jam June 9, 2018

Bonsai Tree

The japanese art of growing dwarfed, ornamentally shaped trees or shrubs in small shallow pots or trays.

My flower pot has a tree in it, a bonsai tree.

by Louis Waweru December 5, 2003

Tripping Tree

An easily climbable tree that everyone climbs up to go smoke some pot, and trip out. Hence 'Tripping' Tree.

"Emily, lets go have a sesh in the tripping tree"

by Julietertron June 20, 2006

GUY IN A TREE

The act of total beast mode on an opposing member of society

wow, he totally went GUY IN A TREE on his ass

by chris sonnentsg February 15, 2009

Tree Nugger

A African American environmentalist, compared to regular environmentalists Tree Nuggers are a lot more violent.

Person A: (Drops a pop can on the ground)
Tree Nugger: WTF? PICK THAT UP YOU BITCH FUCKA!
Person A: Ok alright geez...

by Killer Koke Kan April 22, 2009

Faggot Tree

A gay love child that is created when one man plants his seed in another man's fertile asshole.

Once the sperm hits the colon, the seed begins to grow into a sapling. There is then a 4 hour rectal-gestation period. Soon after the rectal-gestation period, the sapling roots itself onto a piece of fecal matter. Nature takes it's course; the man shits out the Faggot Tree, which is half semen and half shit, and proceeds to nurture it, send it off to grad school, and years later, invite it back to live in his basement after it inevitably fails it's ill-conceived course of life.

Troy: "Hey, Todd, hows the Faggot Tree?"

Todd: "Ha ha, very funn...wait, what?"

by Michael Cock January 13, 2014