pleasantly toasted

The perfect stage of drinking alcohol between buzzing and drunk.

By the third round of shots, everybody was pleasantly toasted.

by Eric Demonic October 17, 2006

round of toast

A round of toast is as many pieces of toast as will fit in your toaster.

Sam: Make us a round of toast, will you Kris.
Kris: How many pieces?
Sam: How many does you toaster hold?
Kris: Four.
Sam: Four then you dickhead!

by Ablemoss August 22, 2018

toasted butter

Half a stick of butter stuffed into a toaster for 6 minutes. The result is delicious :)

Toasted Butter - Directions

1. Take 1/2 a stick of butter

2. Stuff the butter as much as you can into a toaster

3. set timer to 6 minutes

4. after toasted, flip toaster upside-down and pour into a bowl

5. eat your delicious soup of toasted butter!

by Bored Potato October 23, 2019

Black-Toasted

To overdo something. Make something gawdy.

Your design was really cool until you black-toasted it with a drop shadow.

by Phoebe Beaver April 15, 2005

balls on toast

when you are left with nothing useful or nothing at all; worthless.

What the fuck man, this shit is worth balls on toast.

by Frank da tank August 08, 2006

Pork on Toast

The act of a male getting his erect penis and laying it in between the vaginal flaps of a female to achieve the visual of "Pork on Toast"

I asked Jenny before i slipped it in if she wanted some "pork on toast.."

by Chelsee Jensen December 30, 2007

Spunk toast

A piece of toast or a cracker that a group of guys will ejaculate on during a circle jerk. The last guy to ejaculate will have to eat the toast. Usually performed as fraternity hazing.

After the circle jerk, the punk refused to eat the spunk toast.

by Dirty Diddle January 14, 2009