My mother fucking man if u touch him look at him or talk to him I’ll beat your head into a wall🙃 he is mine forever 😘 my nigga the best y’all go find u a Kevin but stay away from mine 😤😤😤
“That nigga Kevin fine asf”
“Yup that’s my husband leave him alone he don’t want u he wants me bitch 🙃”
“Yup that’s my husband leave him alone he don’t want u he wants me bitch 🙃”
by 🙄🙃🙃🙃🙃 December 24, 2018

The male counterpart to Karen.
Kevin, often more physically aggressive than Karen, is the type of guy to get up in your personal space while telling YOU to "back off".
Kevin, often more physically aggressive than Karen, is the type of guy to get up in your personal space while telling YOU to "back off".
Friend-1: "Hey watch out, here comes Kevin."
Kevin, walking into Friend-2: "Back off!"
Friend-2: "C'mon, man, go bother someone else."
Kevin: "I am currently feeling threatened!"
Kevin, walking into Friend-2: "Back off!"
Friend-2: "C'mon, man, go bother someone else."
Kevin: "I am currently feeling threatened!"
by VermontMan July 18, 2020

Kevin is a liar. I spent a whole year with him thinking he was this amazing great guy. I thought I had a real connection that was apparently ok one-sided. He will make you fall so deeply in love and look you in the eyes and tell you your the only one for him while at the same time hollering at every female that walks on the room. God forbid you piss him off. He will go from I'll take care of you to go suck some dick. He is very self centered and cocky. You will fall in love and get your heart broken. He will make promises he doesn't keep and drag you though hell. He will be the opposite of everything he claims to be. Even if you jumped in front of a gun for him he will not ever give you the respect that you deserve. On the plus side. He has taught me how to be honest the truth really will set you free. He is an amazing kisser.and I would kiss him forever if he'd let me. There isn't a single thing I wouldnt have done for him. I truly loved him. He is an amazing lover and he'll take you places you never thought you could go. But in the end he will promise you the world and then crush you. On purpose. Cruel.
by Ac3ofH3artzz May 1, 2022

Most handsome man in the world. May not have the perfect body but perfect d... nvm . He has beautiful hair and a face as well. Gets all the ladies too
by Foochmaster October 2, 2019

Kevin is the slowest. He is the type of guy that would lose a race to a snail because he is so slow. He also sucks at pretty much every drinking game because he is the slowest, especially at snappa. The only thing a kebin is fast at is cumming
by Fastest September 25, 2019

Kevin the type of guy to play video games none stop and bitches about his teammates but does horrible himself he never takes blame
by Mr big pp June 1, 2020

Kevin is mostly comprised of generation Z and the youngest of the Millenials. He is generally causation, from a middle to an upper-middle-class family, and has an unprecedented sense of entitlement. Historically Kevin has been given every financial advantage yet has a total loss of self-control when denied anything he wants. Most of Kevins' frightening and seemingly mental explosions occur over his financial frivolous wants, any social media platform restrictions, as well as the occasional denial of sleepovers. Most Kevins do not play any sports. Their lives revolve around their phones. They also try to bring attention to themselves through gifted vehicles. they exhibit no respect of elders including their parents. The word NO is incomprehensible with their extensive financial and social demands on their parents. Kevin is often a child of diverse and plays his parents against each other to get what he wants.
Mother: Kevin, you cannot have friends over while I'm out of town and you must take care of your younger brother.
Kevin: You B...H, WTF? All you care about is yourself and I hate you! But I need a new Xbox so buy me that and we're cool.
Mother: NO
Kevin: OMG! You really are just a CU>T of a mother! F-you and I'm moving to dads.
Kevin: You B...H, WTF? All you care about is yourself and I hate you! But I need a new Xbox so buy me that and we're cool.
Mother: NO
Kevin: OMG! You really are just a CU>T of a mother! F-you and I'm moving to dads.
by GenXdad September 15, 2020
