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Goon-wagon

The ultimate version of a goon

A goon-wagon is someone who takes goon name to a whole new level.
"Hey that dude is a goon"

"Naw man, he is a goon-wagon"
by goonwagon October 2, 2014
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Snow Goon

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.
Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.
by Thunderdick December 3, 2021
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goon time

Goon time jt basically is G time . Goon time is when all the real gangstas come out
I'm tired , aye nah it's goon time 💯
by BIG DOZR December 24, 2017
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prestige gooning

gooning so hard that you reset and prestige, or, gooning with elite concentration and discipline
Garvey: Where’s Marvey?

Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.

Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023
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Broadway Goons

Local Gang in Clarksburg, West Virginia. Known for distribution of illicit substances and roaming the streets at night. The name comes from the district they live in; “ Broadway Avenue “
“ Ay did you see the Broadway Goons roaming the streets last night? “
by S8BG4L April 14, 2022
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Super Goon

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person
This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street
by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021
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dastardly goon

an individual who is truly a wicked wrongdoer. They are widely regarded as an embodiment of sinisterness and evil.
ibo’s dastardly goons jumped and severely injured a sneak disser.
by ibohammed eshak October 21, 2021
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